Blogs are for famous people who have fans that care about their every day thoughts. If you're not famous, and you don't have fans, it makes it difficult to believe that people really want to read about your day.

I often receive comments and remarks at how out-of-date my Blog constantly is. You know what this means? It means I'm famous and I have fans that love me. This makes me feel warm and cozy amongst my inards. So I just want to say to all my fans out there, I'm sorry for being so selfish. In the future I will make more of an effort to include you guys and gals in my life and every waking thought.

Speaking of "waking thoughts", here's a little something interesting I recently found out about myself. Something I wasn't previously aware of... my brain is utterly retarded once I wake up in the morning. Here's why...

I normally hit my snooze button for a good 45 minutes to an hour each morning. This has gone on for decades. This morning was no different. I was hitting that snooze every nine minutes, but something changed half way through my hour of snoozing. I hit the snooze button for the third time and stared at my clock for a brief moment thinking, "That's odd... I just hit this big button a few minutes ago, and now it's making noise again..."

I promptly disregarded my "crazy thoughts" and went back to sleep. Can you guess what happened next? That's right, a few minutes later the alarm went off again! I woke up, hit the snooze button, stared at the clock for a second and thought, "Wow... I wonder if this thing is going to keep going off until I drag my ass out of bed?" Then I went back to sleep.

Once again, less than ten minutes later the alarm goes off. This time I actually prop myself up on my elbow, inquisitively stare at the alarm clock while it's going off and think to myself, "Well I'll be damned... what a marvelous invention! This thing just keeps going off until I get up! I'll never be late for work again!"

How is it that someone as smart and famous as me can suddenly forget how alarm clocks help people wake up? I think sleeping hurts my brain somehow...