I often receive comments and remarks at how out-of-date my Blog constantly is. You know what this means? It means I'm famous and I have fans that love me. This makes me feel warm and cozy amongst my inards. So I just want to say to all my fans out there, I'm sorry for being so selfish. In the future I will make more of an effort to include you guys and gals in my life and every waking thought.
Speaking of "waking thoughts", here's a little something interesting I recently found out about myself. Something I wasn't previously aware of... my brain is utterly retarded once I wake up in the morning. Here's why...
I normally hit my snooze button for a good 45 minutes to an hour each morning. This has gone on for decades. This morning was no different. I was hitting that snooze every nine minutes, but something changed half way through my hour of snoozing. I hit the snooze button for the third time and stared at my clock for a brief moment thinking, "That's odd... I just hit this big button a few minutes ago, and now it's making noise again..."
I promptly disregarded my "crazy thoughts" and went back to sleep. Can you guess what happened next? That's right, a few minutes later the alarm went off again! I woke up, hit the snooze button, stared at the clock for a second and thought, "Wow... I wonder if this thing is going to keep going off until I drag my ass out of bed?" Then I went back to sleep.
Once again, less than ten minutes later the alarm goes off. This time I actually prop myself up on my elbow, inquisitively stare at the alarm clock while it's going off and think to myself, "Well I'll be damned... what a marvelous invention! This thing just keeps going off until I get up! I'll never be late for work again!"
How is it that someone as smart and famous as me can suddenly forget how alarm clocks help people wake up? I think sleeping hurts my brain somehow...
